What Do You Mean Getting Old?

Been a long while since the old gal has been on here,spring has been screaming my name! I spent last Friday evening out at the pub and I got to thinking…

You know,we all go through moments when we take a hard look in the mirror and a screaming voice in our head . . . →Read More:What Do You Mean Getting Old?

Meri Moments –Oh The Sag Of It All!!

So what if your boobs look like panty-hose with an orange hanging in the toe!

That’s gravity,baby and you earned every drooping,sagging bit of it – Here’s what it means:

A woman who put babies first before self! Gaining and losing,and gaining and losing but no matter the lbs,looking sexy . . . →Read More:Meri Moments –Oh The Sag Of It All!!

OMG I Am A Teenage Boy!!

When you enter your 40’s you’re never quite sure if you’re a woman or a teenage boy! Really,and it can be devastating,in the beginning! You shockingly discover your first LONG DARK chest hair and hasten to locate your tweezers to pluck the freakish hair from your body. That single pluck seems to usher . . . →Read More:OMG I Am A Teenage Boy!!

Meri Moments –With Age Comes….

No Honey I said,“With ages comes BEAUTY,not BOOTIE!”

Ever notice when you’re trying to talk these days,the fellow in the room seems to hear what he wants to hear?

It is true,you know,beauty comes with age. It’s an oft mis-understood thing,‘beauty’because for many years you’re convinced it’s all . . . →Read More:Meri Moments –With Age Comes….

Meri Moments –Why When…??

Why When…

Why,when you don’t want to see the wrinkles do your eyes suddenly require a 7x magnifying mirror to put on mascara?

Why,when you want to be happy for your grown children leaving for college does perimenopause come with symptoms of loneliness,anxiety and lack of self-confidence so your kids see you . . . →Read More:Meri Moments –Why When…??

Meri Moments –Memory vs Hearing

No,Honey –I said…

“I’m having erratic ovulations.”

NOT

“She’s an erotic Haitian”

Meri Moments –Can't Sleep!

Their Night!

“Come here and keep me warm. Now move away,I’m hot –no,not that kind of hot! Say,can you come back here and keep me warm,please? Augh,move over to your own side,I’m too hot to cuddle. Sigh,brrr it’s suddenly chilly in here! Honey,Wake-up,you’re snoring – . . . →Read More:Meri Moments –Can't Sleep!