Shake Off That Rattling Chain of Definition!!

Well,gorgeous and incredible women of talent and life! Here you are!

You have cleaned house,changed and washed diapers,laughed through tragedy,cried with compassion and hugged with love and passion. You have brought emotion where none existed and you have transformed yourself time and again to fit into the mold someone else has . . . →Read More:Shake Off That Rattling Chain of Definition!!

Where Are Those Darned Shoes?

What am I really looking for,my shoes or my mind? . . . →Read More:Where Are Those Darned Shoes?

Meri Moments –With Age Comes….

No Honey I said,“With ages comes BEAUTY,not BOOTIE!”

Ever notice when you’re trying to talk these days,the fellow in the room seems to hear what he wants to hear?

It is true,you know,beauty comes with age. It’s an oft mis-understood thing,‘beauty’because for many years you’re convinced it’s all . . . →Read More:Meri Moments –With Age Comes….

Meri Moments –Crossed Laughter!

No no,I don’t ALWAYS stand with my legs crossed like this –but I’m having SOOOOOO much fun tonight. You know me,finding humour in everything….

…well…

…laughing makes me pee!

Meri Moments –Memory vs Hearing

No,Honey –I said…

“I’m having erratic ovulations.”

NOT

“She’s an erotic Haitian”

Meri Moments –Can't Sleep!

Their Night!

“Come here and keep me warm. Now move away,I’m hot –no,not that kind of hot! Say,can you come back here and keep me warm,please? Augh,move over to your own side,I’m too hot to cuddle. Sigh,brrr it’s suddenly chilly in here! Honey,Wake-up,you’re snoring – . . . →Read More:Meri Moments –Can't Sleep!

Meri Moments –Belly Math

• 15 yrs old | no sit ups = a flat belly • 20’s | 50 sit ups a day + 3 beer = a six-pack belly • 30’s | 3 kids + 100 sit ups a day + 2 litres of water = a small mixing bowl sized belly and wider hips • 40’s . . . →Read More:Meri Moments –Belly Math